We got in line, but SUWSAMRAS and Pablo just wanted to act out "Chipwrecked." the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie we had seen a few hours earlier.
Thoughtful commentary from a guy with very, very, very (look! a squirrel!) very bad ADD.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
NOT YOUR AVERAGE SUCKER!!!!
We got in line, but SUWSAMRAS and Pablo just wanted to act out "Chipwrecked." the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie we had seen a few hours earlier.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
The Importance of Staying Inside Your Unique Ability(R)
Which brings me to - you guessed it - HOME REPAIRS.
To be more specific . . . PLUMBING.
I will try not being prideful in saying that I am - - - well - - - a pretty good plumber - - - no - - - I am an EXCELLENT plumber.
Excellent. Excellent in the way Kim Kardashian is a gifted concert pianist, or Newt Gingrich is a successful Thighmaster owner.
You get the idea.
My Reason for Living asked me to have the kitchen faucet replaced. Being the national poster child for high testosterone levels, I not only got her a new one, but decided to install it myself.
The guy at Home Depot said it was a one-tool job. How hard could it be?
My Reason for Living, and our daughter - She Upon Whom Sun and Moon Rise and Set - went out for the evening.
My wife expressed the opinion that SUWSAMRAS was building her vocabulary fast enough without the addition of - - - ER - - - more advanced words.
Okay. Have a nice time.
I carefully removed the various cleaning products from under the sink - organizing them for a neat replacement upon completion of the project.
Then, I shut off the water to the sink. Next, I took the tool suggested as the only one needed, and disconnected the lines from the sink to the water supply.
So far, no worries!
I got out from under the sink and began working the old faucet to pull it off.
It was not coming off.
I looked again and discovered, to my surprise, that the faucet was secured by a couple of - pay attention here, my storehouse of home repair knowledge is about to gush - a couple of twisty-things that were so far up another tool - NOT THE ONE TOOL THAT WOULD BE NEEDED TO DO THE JOB.
My family would be gone for at least another hour.
I am now left with three choices -
1. Drive like a bat out of hell to Home Depot, in hopes of getting the OTHER one tool that would be needed to do the job.
2. Contort my body and complete the job without the other tool - - - and I could expect success just about the time Kim Kardashian's book on How to Marry for Life is released.
3. Suppress my pride, protect my confidence, and help my daughter maintain a quality vocabulary. This I would do by suggesting to my wife, that the faucet is lovely, and deserves a professional installation.
I chose number three.
My Unique Ability includes among other things, the ability to ask questions that transport others to a point in time that repesents a bigger and better future.
Plumbing is not really inside that definition.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go listen to Kim Kardashian's rendition of Mozart's Opus No. 40.
And where is my Thighmaster?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Lightening strikes, Microchips, and Dan Sullivan
We were hit with lightning recently. The strike turned the voicemail card on our analog phone system from original to extra crispy, if you catch my drift.
Cost to replace the card, plus service to the system? $750 to $1,250.
We had been pitched replacement analog phone systems two years earlier at $10,000.00 plus.
This year, we were pitched a digital system at $7,500.00.
Both analog and digital were feature rich.
My brilliant law partner did some research, as we had to do something.
What did she find?
Digital phone system, retaining one analog line for fax and security system.
Total acquisition cost?
Try 685 bucks.
Yep.
685 bucks.
Is my partner that smart?
Well, yeah, she is, but that isn't what caused the costs to plummet.
It was microchips.
No, not a snack item from Jenny Craig(r).
The brainy stuff in computers.
Dan Sullivan was right. Dan is a mentor to entrepreneurs around the world. He and his wife, Babs Smith, founded Strategic Coach a number of years ago.
If anyone has insight into microchips - he is the man!
Dan pointed out several years ago, that the microchip revolution was a fourth "Great Cross Over" as he puts it.
A great cross over is a breakthrough in communication and transfer of information. Dan says the first was speech, then writing, and the printing press was the the third.
Dan also points to an interesting effect of the microchip - one that a member of the team credited with the development of the chip has opined on: "Speed doubles/price drops by half every five years."
The guys who pitched us systems that would have taken four to five figures viewed what they were doing as selling a commodity.
Well, they lost.
How could they have gotten our business - or in the case of one company - sold to us again after making the original sale ten years ago?
By creating unique value - doing something for us that we could not have gotten anywhere else.
You see, we are entrepreneurial lawyers. If someone could come in - take the technology and show us how to leverage time and create extra value for clients, we would stay with them forever.
The sad thing is that the guy we bought our first system from knows more than most people in his industry have forgotten. He has ways to take that knowledge and create solutions that companies would gladly pay for, and probably pay him more than his profit on the $10,000 system - the one we just bought.
For $685.
His unique ability, however, stayed in his head, when he could have sold it to us.
For more than
$685.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Some Thoughts on Unique Ability, Delegation, and Dog Poop
The cat next door, an animal who to Medusa represents the embodiment of evil on earth, ran through the back yard at the very moment the dog began to poop.
The dilemma of how to engage her enemy while dealing with a present urgency was emotionally, and functionally, gut-wrenching for her.
Of course, this scene naturally made me think of - well - the challenges entrepreneurs face.
All of us with entrepreneurial DNA have a passion for something, a unique process that will create value, and we will benefit from a sense of having made things better, and a profit to boot.
Medusa had opportunity run right in front of her. Unfortunately, dealing with the crap of her operations meant that opportunity quite literally passed her by.
Now, to be fair, Medusa did not have a choice.
You and I do.
We can make sure we stay fresh by at least once a week taking a 24 hour period, midnight to midnight, disconnected from our work. And when we take "vacations," we have to be faithful, and not sneak away for clandestine trysts with "Blackberry."
Then we stay rejuvenated, ready to identify opportunity and create value.
But don't forget to concentrate days devoted to working on the business, acquiring and building capabilities, and to deal with the messes of life.
Finally, concentrate time on the Unique Abilities(R) I alluded to above. Everything else delegate, or outsource wherever possible. You and I have an advantage over Medusa. We can delegate the things we find to be poop to people who are ready, willing and enthusiastic about taking it on.
You can find some great insight on how to do the above in two great books - Unique Ability: Creating the Life You Want, by Catherine Nomura and Julia Waller, and The Time Breakthrough, by Dan Sullivan. You can find them at private.strategiccoach.com.
And as to Medusa? Well, outsourcing the byproduct of her success is - er - just not a doable.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
The "Quotes from Self-Loathing Colored People" Department
- Democrat
- Liberal
- 1 and 2 were governed by fixed and immutable laws of physics.
My biases there began to crumble when, over the course of a few years I met in Oklahoma, Black Republicans, who were Conservative Black Republicans, who were Conservative Black Republicans.
It was, to put it mildly, world-view changing. When Bill Clinton had his encounter with Herman Cain in 1994, I sympathized.
This election cycle, I have observed a surprising number of CBRs (Conservative Black Republicans) who are running, commenting, and winning.
I have also observed a significant increase of insidious white racists, who want to turn back the clock and keep the black person on the plantation, surpressing any independently arrived at thought.
Who are these "Kloset Klansmen?"
Tea Party members?
Chamber of Commerce types?
Bob Jones University students?
NO! They are Liberals. Not the Daniel Patrick Moynihan "anti-totalitarian/pro-social progress" liberals.
These are the "JFK was wrong about American exceptionalism" liberals.
You know them. They
- Dismiss Herman Cain as being paid to run by Conservative White People
- Dismiss Black Tea Party members as a statistically insignificant group,
- Completely redact elected Black Conservatives, e.g. Tim Scott of SC and Allen West of FL as aberrations, and
- Dismiss economists e.g. Thomas Sowell as a intellectually light-weight.
Looking at what these more fully evolved White People are saying about Black Conservatives, I have concluded that, alas, they are right.
(Not really, but saying so makes the end of this post easier to reach.)
I for one, want to help the More Fully Evolved White People get the word out - that Black Conservatives are SELF LOATHING COLORED PEOPLE.
So today, Juggling Wolverines launches a new department - the QUOTES FROM SELF-LOATHING COLORED PEOPLE DEPARTMENT.
"What is ominous is the ease with which some people go from saying they don't like something to saying that the government should forbid it. When you go down that road, don't expect freedom to survive very long."
-Thomas Sowell
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Electric and Gas Deregulation - Revisted
Friday, July 29, 2011
Father John R.W. Stott
As I write, I find that the addage "be careful what you pray for" is true.
At 815 AM local time in London this past Wednesday, Rev. John R.W. Stott passed away.
If you are not familiar with him, Father Stott was a Biblical scholar in the truest sense of the word. He loved the Bible, passionately loved it. He loved it because he loved Christ, and had a profound sense of precious value of salvation by grace through faith in Christ.
Father Stott knew he had nothing to bring to the table, that it was all God.
As a result, he was compelled to lovingly write, speak, teach, tell others about his Truest Friend.
In 1974 at the International Congress on World Evangelization, John Stott substantially framed the document now known as the Lausanne Covenant, a call to the Church and a framework for proclaiming the Gospel - in a true, unapologetically Biblical, and ECUMENICAL context.
That is why I so loved him. John Stott could embrace the denominational differerences within the church, not decry them, but see them as part and parcel of the way God works.
He could do this because he knew what the essentials of the Gospel were - things that were predicate to, warp and woof of, the Good News. He could and did give sway on the lesser points.
John R.W. Stott was - to the surprise of many on this side of the pond - an ordained, faithful Anglican priest - not a hardshell Baptist or a Pentacostal. Yet, a Baptist or Pentacostal reading his works would find much to love.
To a Calvinist and closet Anglican like myself - he was and is permission to love God's word, desire for others to know Him, and find encouragement and sheer joy at Scripture filled, prayerbook worship.
His commentaries on various books of the Bible, especially his work on the Acts of the Apostles, served to encourage me when my own fallen nature has shown not to be fully submitted to the love of Christ.
Part of me is hugely grieved at the loss of this giant of a man.
The rest of me says - "Thanks for all you did for me Father Stott. See you soon."
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Electric and Gas Deregulation
I am actually saying something nice about Obama, and no it is not a sign of the apocalypse.
The Obama administration has apparently gotten it right on pushing, or at least not getting in the way of, deregulation of electricity and gas delivery.
I for one, see opportunity here, and am so grateful to the President, that I may just show up at the groundbreaking for the Barack H. Obama Presidential Library in 2013.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Multiple Income Streams - Part Deux
No, I have not quit my core business, as I still have much opportunity to create value there. I concluded, coming out of the recession, that I have to take responsibility for my own outcomes, trusting God for wisdom, but using what He has given me.
So, we are launching two businesses somewhat related to what we do in our law firm, and another related to new technologies/telecom/energy delivery.
None of the three are purely original, but each one was an idea someone who cared about me shared.
My job is to share the value of these ideas with the people who need them - some to help carry them further, and others to benefit from them - - -
And pay for them.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
All We are Saaayyyinng is Give Wealth a Chance
But they don't.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Dog Poop - The Real "Mother of Invention"
It had a blunt tip, so we weren't completely worried about damage from eating the screw.
Nonetheless, I was tasked with searching the backyard - a supply of dog-poop bags in hand. The objective was to palpate the bags of poop in search of a hard object.
Sounds like reading an Obama campaign position paper. But I digress.
As I have clinically dianosed ADD, I used the time searching for the Holy Grail of Dog Excrement to let my mind loose and see if anything creative occured.
It did.
I'd had a particularly irritating week. Between the challenges of making rain - which usually is great fun - and the process of delegating things that are not my Unique Ability(tm), I was feeling pretty stressed.
Then an idea came.
That idea was followed by another.
Then a goal came to mind, and from there a process.
After my sweep of the yard - several bags of poop - no screw - I texted my friend Erik.
Erik is another entrepreneur. If bad company is the ruin of good character, Erik is the kind of guy an entrepreneur wants to be sure to run with.
I gave him a date in mind for a rather grand goal.
That led to more texts with the goal fleshed-out.
Erik, as I knew he would, said he would guide me.
Invention had arrived.
And its mother is Dog Poop.
No - That is not how to join a metal band
Okay, it's a Eureka "The Boss."
Fully functional, both really suck, when you think about it. But I digress.
I laid the three screws you take off to get to the belt, and laid them on the hearth of our fireplace.
My daughter's dog, who I refer to as Medusa, noticed the screws, and ate one.
May start referring to her as Metallica.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Value Creation and Multiple Income Streams
It has ten objectives I want to achieve to make progress in important areas of my life.
The "OYP" I laid out in May included an objective of developing new income streams.
Why?
Dan Sullivan is co-founder, with his terrific wife - Babs Smith - of The Strategic Coach in Toronto, ON. Dan points out that if one is an entrepreneur who happens to be a CPA, the creative possibilities are much greater than being hemmed-in by the reverse.
In our law firm, we have had several ideas for related businesses, for which we have identifiable demand, that are not professionally legal in nature, and could create value for clients and their other advisors with Unique Processes(tm). Maybe it is time to act on those.
Recently, I have been exposed to ideas that MDs, CPAs, pharmacists, and educators have leveraged into various multiple income streams.
The point is, this is still an economically free society. God made us in His image, and He is creative.
The possibilities are pretty much endless.
Rio Grille - Rest in Peace
Bummer!
I glanced at my daughter in the rearview mirror.
Maybe if they'd thought of a play area.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
The Day I Became a Chippendale, or Why I Dislike Fireants
I already had my racing suit on - a bright yellow one. We were paying rather close attention to the instructions from the race director when -
I STARTED TRYING OUT FOR THE CHIPPENDALES.
Jeff looked at my hand and then the legs of my suit and saw that I was standing on a fire-ant mound.
Without thinking, I immediately unzipped the one-piece suit and threw it off. It was then I started to feel self-conscious. The good news was that I was wearing running shorts and a t-shirt.
Women at the track swooned as I gyrated trying to get out of the suit, and then repelled the attack once freed.
The bad news is that the fire-ants viewed me as an all-you-can-eat super buffet.
The race director asked for the EMTs at the track to come over to me.
I was still pretty lucid.
The pair of EMTs I had drawn had rather dark senses of humor.
After giving me some swabs to start treating the bites, one of them asked if I felt like I was going to pass out.
After my arms, hands, fingers, legs, feel and toes had been treated, I realized I did not have a racing suit to use now.
The infested suit was bagged and sealed in plastic, and I prayed they would not find a way to get out of the luggage hold and into the cockpit on the flight home the next day.
I did find myself wondering if all of AirTran's flights out of Palm Beach did barrel rolls after wheels-up.
And I did not choose to seize the day and turn my fire-ant experience into a career as a "girls night out" entertainer.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Multiple Income Streams and Having Evil Plans
Evil Plans by Hugh MacLeod is becoming one of my favorite business books ever. One of my heroes in the world of entrepreneurs, Dan Sullivan, recommended this book, and I am glad he did.
An "evil plan" is that concept, idea, process by which you express a passion, particularly as an entrepreneur, that even if most of the world thinks you are a complete idiot to pursue, you are joyously oblivious to all else but The Plan.
Sort of like sex.
Or the ground-breaking of the Barack H. Obama Presidential Library in 2013.
Or leveraging a Unique Process(tm) or two.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Where's Eleanor?
A young mom in a mini-van had just taken her infant daughter to the pediatrician for some routine shots.
Mom was distracted by her daughter, ran a red light, hit the left front corner of a pick-up, and then hit my car in the driver's door.
The result, after spinning my Bonneville, was a buckled roof, a level 2 brain concussion, and an end to a racing season that I was starting late in.
When my wife and daughter arrived, the driver of the mini-van asked me how I was.
I told her I was hearing voices-
Eleanor Roosevelt - pleading with me to take her to the prom!
The young mom was clearly concerned, until my wife told her I was okay.
Thing is, any of us who has ideas, creates value, develops concepts, writes short stories, paints - you name it - "hears voices-" the muses, the motivators, the inspirations from which the "art" of life issues forth.
Sometimes, if I am burned-out from going too fast, doing too much, for too long, I find myself operating mechanically, even reactively - a victim of life rather than an actor upon it.
I realize then I am not hearing the voice in my head, and I have to ask -
Friday, July 8, 2011
Leadership, John Maxwell, my friend Erik
Every Monday, for the next 10 weeks or so, I am in a group of ten entrepreneurs. We are studying John Maxwell's irrefutable laws of leadership.
The leadership qualities I find most attractive, and seem to pop up to my attention as a result of this study, are visionary decisiveness, a reproducing success focus, and humility.
Things that make you want to follow someone, to have ownership in the vision.
I see that kind of leader in lots of places now.
The Prime Minister of Canada is a good example.
Howden Hanes, the courageous race engineer who produced a win for Audi at LeMans in 2008 when the French Peugeot team was the dead-on favorite, is another great example.
And, I saw it the other day when I had coffee with a 30ish former MLS soccer player who seized opportunity and built a life outside of his sport.
In all three of these cases visionary decisiveness, reproducing success focus, and humility were and are evident.
Would that I could develop such qualities.
Thanks Salvador!
During some classes in St. Petersburg, I went to the Salvador Dali Museum there.
I love Dali's work. Funky to the max.
One of his quotations - "The only difference between myself and a madman is - I am not mad!" was to be found on a coffee mug in the gift shop.
I bought the coffee mug.
Liked the quote so much I had it put on my helmet.
Still, you have to be a wee bit mad to 80 to 100+ mpg, a half-inch off the ground, with no seatbelts.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Ich Bien Ein Canadien, Y'all
Recently, I friended a really great guy and his wife who were friends of My Reason for Living and myself while I was in law school.
I quickly came to admire Stephen Harper, a man of great Christian faith, whose witness has been borne out in his style of governing - strong yet humble.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
The Casey Anthony Verdict: Why we should feel comforted.
I fully expected that she would be found guilty of something more than just the lying to the police counts.
So, what the heck happened?
What happened was that the system of justice in Florida worked, and that we all - as Americans - should take comfort.
In the Anthony case we have a very good judge - one who bent over backwards to ensure that the defendant remained cloaked with a presumption of innocence.
We had a very able prosecution team, well prepared, who made good arguments.
And, we had a defense team whose primary job, as distasteful as anyone else might think it, was to convince the jury that the State of Florida had not proven its case beyond a reasonable doubt.
Those of us watching it at home, or on the net at our offices, were angry from the moment we first saw Casey on TV last decade. As time wore on, we became more and more piqued. Like the Ron Silver character in National Treasure, we believed someone had to go to jail, and we knew who it was - Casey.
That goes to the core of why we, as incredulous as we may be, should take comfort.
In this case, a jury, sequestered, never hearing or seeing the pronouncements from the bench on certain motions, never being swayed one way or the other by talking heads on cable news outlets, carefully applied the law they were given by the trial judge. The jury, unemotional, was not convinced beyond a reasonable doubt.
They found her not guilty.
Not guilty is not the same as innocent, however.
Casey Marie Anthony may be (is?) the person who murdered her daughter. But a jury of her peers, one of the greatest protections we as Americans enjoy, was not convinced that the State had proved its case.
Trial by jury on the facts, and not vigilante justice fueled by emotion.
God bless America, the State of Florida, and the Constitution of the United States.
Amen.
Monday, July 4, 2011
Inspiration, Hyper-focus, and Some Dangerous Handling of Wild Animals.
At the encouragement of my good friend, Hugh MacLeod, I have decided to finally start writing a blog.
Well - - - Actually I will write two of them- - One a professional blog, and the other (this one) an outlet for my inner adventurer who is forever rafting down a rain-swollen stream of consciousness.